And by business, I mean finally getting to see Twilight
Sure, I just returned from the magical land of Kiwis and sheep, but there's just so much to write about that experience, so I'm just going to talk about Twilight
(It's called an "artistic process"... also known as "procrastination".)
If you don't know what The Twilight Saga is, or you know what it is, but don't care, then don't read this.
Instead, just go buy the damn books and then go see the movie.
And then read this.
Seriously.
Go.
Actually, really, if you don't like Twilight, then this post is pretty worthless to you.
And now that I have alienated most of my readership, let us continue.
I've heard pretty dreadful things about the movie. Most of my friends emailed me in NZ to tell me that the movie was a total let down. (And by "most of my friends", I mean two... which means all of my friends emailed me about it... *tear*.)
Therefore, my expectations were pretty darn low going into the theater.
I mean, I never expected the movie to be AWESOME. It's like the Harry Potter movies. NONE of them are GREAT (though they are getting much better... and the sixth one looks extremely promising...), but I love them. They're entertaining as hell, and they're fun. I always laugh and cry and forget about all the shit going on in the world during those hours in the theater... And isn't that what movies are supposed to do... let you escape?
But, because of the crappy reviews and all, I walked in thinking it would be pretty awful... maybe even painful. I was scared that the film would be SO BAD that it would just end up ruining one of my most favoritist books of all time.
Well... in a nutshell...
It was not THAT BAD. It was even, dare I say, good. Like, I really liked it.
Maybe it's just because my expectations were SO low, but I thought that it was really fun and entertaining and way better than I thought it would be.
Sure, it's not going to win any awards.
Sure, some of it was really cheesy and all, but if you stop and think about it, it's a cheesy-ass story anyway.
Sure, it wasn't as good as the book, but that never happens (except for maybe High Fidelity... both the movie and the book are amazing). I think that they actually did a very good job putting together a nice and cohesive movie out of a 500+ page novel.
And sure, the acting was kinda iffy. But, overall, I think that the actors did very well.
Robert Pattinson was, um, gorgeous, and I think that he did a good job portraying Edward in all his smoldering-crazy-overreacting-Godlike-glory.
Kristin Stewart was actually a very good Bella. Yes, she was kinda aloof in some scenes, but overall, she was much better than I thought she would be.
And the other characters did pretty well (especially Bella's friends at school and Charlie). EXCEPT for Alice and Jasper. They were just weird and awkward and funny looking (these are supposed to be the most amazingly beautiful creatures on the planet, and they were just... not...).
So, overall, I was not disappointed.
And yes, I'll probably see it again.
And yes, I'll buy it on DVD.
So, for those of you who don't have any idea what I am talking about... you should. But if you really have no interest in this stuff, then you'll be happy to know that I actually have "real" stuff to write about later.
I do have a life.
Sure... it's schooless and jobless and, lately, has revolved around my obsession with a fictional vampire man... but I promise I'll write about other stuff.
Important stuff.
Like how super cute Bonnie and Hannah are.
And Michael's beard.
And said beard's implications and consequences in our relationship.
And how I need a job... during a recession...
And how I'm considering bangs.
See... very important stuff.
All in good time, my friends... all in good time.
Friday, December 5, 2008
Getting Back to Business...
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