Monday, February 2, 2009

Pimp My Blog

Mike totally rules...

My pretty blog, with it's custom header, totally kicks ass...

Isn't it beautiful!?!

So, all of you computer programmers out there looking to hire some young talent: hire my boyfriend... now.

We're running out of food.

The electricity is going to be turned off.

The only thing I have to feed to the dogs is dead squirrel.

We need money.

(OK, not really. We do need money, but the electricity is still going strong, the dogs are fine (they have real food to eat... they just prefer dead animals), and the only reason we're out of food is because I'm just too lazy to go to the store...)

(But I'm trying to pull at the heart strings of computer programmers looking to hire...)

(And please note that I realize that we are VERY lucky to NOT have those problems, as there are many, MANY people out there who actually don't have electricity and whose doggies are starving.)

(If you are one of those people and you are a computer programmer, I hope you get a job soon...)

(Right after Mikey.)

So PLEASE hire him.

Because this blog is now certifiably sexy.

(Oh! I should so have Mike put that on his resume...)