Remember last year at this time when I totally stepped out of my comfort zone and went to Nashville for a blogging conference and had an emotional break down which resulted in many tears and many anti-anxiety drugs and then I stalked Jen Lancaster and ended up having a great time and making lots of friends?
(No? Read about it here.)
Well, I'm back. Blissdom '10 is happening and I am happy to be a part of it. I would love to tell you about how I helped stuff swag bags, hung out with Carmen, and how I had an awesome evening with Esther (and how I love her so), but something else needs to be addressed.
I have entered an alternate universe, and it is called the Gaylord Opryland Hotel and Convention Center.
It's a giant atrium with different "islands" where the rooms and restaurants are.
(I'm in the
The inside is basically a huge rain forest with palm trees and exotic flowers and PURPLE WATERFALLS.
The first thing I thought when I saw this purple waterfall? What animal was slaughtered there that has purple blood. My mind scares me.
I'm afraid The Others will get me if I stray too far away on my own.
(And by "The Others" I mean the people who are here for The National Tea Party Convention in the same hotel.)
(Sarah Palin is their keynote speaker... you decide which Lost character she is.)
With a hotel so big and filled with greenery, I have spent an enormous amount of time trying to find my way around. When I was packing I decided to wear cute shoes because this is a conference with 500 other women and cute shoes are very important when making a first impression with this many females. I figured that it didn't matter that these cute shoes are slightly uncomfortable because I'd just we walking around the hotel...
Well, after the fucking 5K that I've walked in the past 20 hours, my feet are in so much pain.
(So much pain that I flossed (you bet your ass I did) while sitting on the edge of the tub with my feet soaking in hot water.)
But I will persevere. Not because I'm so vain that cute shoes mean more to me than saving my feet, but because the only footwear that I have that would be comfy enough for walking through this crazy place are my slippers.
And I just won't go there... yet.
PS: You might be asking "Why would you buy shoes that were that uncomfortable in the first place?" Because I didn't expect to walk a marathon in them. Also? They're pretty.