(I don't know why I'm still writing about Lady Gaga... apparently my life now revolves around the woman...)
Me: I have been working all day to learn the dance from the "Bad Romance" video, and I just can't do it!! You know, the dance she does during the chorus? In 5 inch heals? Maybe that's my problem: flat feet.
Mike: I'm so sorry.
Me: I know, right? I wouldn't think that it would be so hard, but I guess I'm just not cut out to be a Lady Gaga dancer...
Mike: Ally, stop it. You can be anything you want to be. You are amazing. Keep at it, and your dreams will come true.
Me: That's quite possibly the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
Mike: Well, I mean it. And once you learn the dance... you can teach it to me.
So THIS is a goal that he's behind 100 percent, but the whole Mariska Hargitay (MARISKA HARGITAY!!!) crime fighting turtle thing was just too "out there".
Sometimes, I just don't understand him.
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